Ok, this one's gonna take some explaining. The "Christmas Shopping" story refers to one night when NFH rounded up all the husbands in the neighborhood to go drinking under the auspices of "Christmas Shopping" for the spouses.

Silly me, I actually did go shopping for my wife and caught up with NFH in the bar.

He had so many Rum and Cokes that night that he ended up not quite making it to the restrooms so he just starting horking in the potted plants of the local Chinese Restaurant and Mai-Tai joint.

He's been banished from said local Chinese restaurant. And our wives don't let us shop together in groups larger than two anymore.